Your responses

The template is:
" I don't think this is going anywhere, Hawkins. You are just too (adj.)." complained (female name). "I've decided to (verb) to (geographical location). A/an (adj.) fellow there has been writing me letters."

And your responses are:

" I don't think this is going anywhere, Hawkins. You are just too prosy" complained Pippin. "Ive decided to genuflect to Zanzibar. A populated fellow there has been writing me letters."

" I don't think this is going anywhere, Hawkins. You are just too whimsical." complained Winnie. "I've decided to limp to Baton Rouge. A snarky fellow there has been writing me letters."

" I don't think this is going anywhere, Hawkins. You are just too friendly." complained Barbara. "I've decided to cry to Bismark, ND. A heavy fellow there has been writing me letters."

" I don't think this is going anywhere, Hawkins. You are just too milky." complained Shirley. "I've decided to emulate to the Jungle of Nool. A hopeful fellow there has been writing me letters."

" I don't think this is going anywhere, Hawkins. You are just too morose." complained Ed (short for Edwina). "I've decided to galavant to Oskaloosa, IA. An other-worldly fellow there has been writing me letters."

" I don't think this is going anywhere, Hawkins. You are just too blue." complained Karina. "I've decided to masticate to Nome, AK. A superfluous fellow there has been writing me letters."

" I don't think this is going anywhere, Hawkins. You are just too pernicious." complained Stella. "I've decided to spit to Chihuahua. A perpendicular fellow there has been writing me letters."

"No creo que vale la pena, Hawkins. Eres demasiado loco." Quejo Isabella. "He decidido arodillarme al fondo del mar. Hay un hombre suave alla que me escribe cartas."

Thanks friends!! You guys are hilarious. :)